My big fat Greek meltdown


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After the binge, the bill. And after an unhealthy delay, the promise of a bailout. But no sooner had the ink dried on a deal and the soundbites from various European leaders been aired on Sunday than the markets around the world began to retreat. If Lehman Brothers was the canary in the coalmine - when it croaked nearly all of the other investment banks were nearly snuffed out - Greece could be the catalyst for the collapse of the euro.

The problem is, there is no way out. European countries were like residents of a tower block without a fire exit. When the lift stalled, they were trapped. Angela Merkel, the German chancellor, was too slow to realise the danger, or perhaps she wanted to get next Sunday's regional elections out of the way. Eventually she realised that if the Greeks defaulted, German banks would be the big losers.

The EU had been dithering about how to rescue the Greeks since the beginning of the year. Finally they sent for the IMF. Reluctantly, they promised to hand over as much as ?120 billion (Dh522.45bn), slightly more than a third of Greece's outstanding debt. Even Ireland, itself facing its worst recession since the 1980s, volunteered ?460 million. The cavalry may have come too late. The very thought of austerity has sent Greek voters to the streets and a two-day strike. More than 20,000 people marched through the capital chanting "Athens, Brussels, listen carefully: this protest will never stop".

Yields on government bonds have soared while Spain, Portugal and even Italy look increasingly vulnerable. European leaders now face an unpleasant spring. Either they need to let Greece default on its debt, or hurry through closer fiscal union, with a fund to bail out heavily indebted economies. Neither is a prospect any European leader is willing to contemplate. "We are at a fork in the road," Mrs Merkel said yesterday.

Wrong. The euro is about to roll off a cliff. rwright@thenational.ae

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Rating: 3.5/5

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Engine: 4.4-litre twin-turbo V-8 petrol enging with additional electric motor

Power: 727hp

Torque: 1,000Nm

Transmission: 8-speed auto

Fuel consumption: 10.6L/100km

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Price: From Dh650,000

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Transmission: 6-speed auto

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In the UAE’s arid climate, small shrubs, bushes and flower beds usually require about six litres of water per square metre, daily. That increases to 12 litres per square metre a day for small trees, and 300 litres for palm trees.

Horticulturists suggest the best time for watering is before 8am or after 6pm, when water won't be dried up by the sun.

A global report published by the Water Resources Institute in August, ranked the UAE 10th out of 164 nations where water supplies are most stretched.

The Emirates is the world’s third largest per capita water consumer after the US and Canada.

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Email sent to Uber team from chief executive Dara Khosrowshahi

From: Dara

To: Team@

Date: March 25, 2019 at 11:45pm PT

Subj: Accelerating in the Middle East

Five years ago, Uber launched in the Middle East. It was the start of an incredible journey, with millions of riders and drivers finding new ways to move and work in a dynamic region that’s become so important to Uber. Now Pakistan is one of our fastest-growing markets in the world, women are driving with Uber across Saudi Arabia, and we chose Cairo to launch our first Uber Bus product late last year.

Today we are taking the next step in this journey—well, it’s more like a leap, and a big one: in a few minutes, we’ll announce that we’ve agreed to acquire Careem. Importantly, we intend to operate Careem independently, under the leadership of co-founder and current CEO Mudassir Sheikha. I’ve gotten to know both co-founders, Mudassir and Magnus Olsson, and what they have built is truly extraordinary. They are first-class entrepreneurs who share our platform vision and, like us, have launched a wide range of products—from digital payments to food delivery—to serve consumers.

I expect many of you will ask how we arrived at this structure, meaning allowing Careem to maintain an independent brand and operate separately. After careful consideration, we decided that this framework has the advantage of letting us build new products and try new ideas across not one, but two, strong brands, with strong operators within each. Over time, by integrating parts of our networks, we can operate more efficiently, achieve even lower wait times, expand new products like high-capacity vehicles and payments, and quicken the already remarkable pace of innovation in the region.

This acquisition is subject to regulatory approval in various countries, which we don’t expect before Q1 2020. Until then, nothing changes. And since both companies will continue to largely operate separately after the acquisition, very little will change in either teams’ day-to-day operations post-close. Today’s news is a testament to the incredible business our team has worked so hard to build.

It’s a great day for the Middle East, for the region’s thriving tech sector, for Careem, and for Uber.

Uber on,

Dara

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2000: Israel withdraws from Lebanon after nearly 30 years without an officially demarcated border. The UN establishes the Blue Line to act as the frontier. 

2007: Lebanon and Cyprus define their respective exclusive economic zones to facilitate oil and gas exploration. Israel uses this to define its EEZ with Cyprus

2011: Lebanon disputes Israeli-proposed line and submits documents to UN showing different EEZ. Cyprus offers to mediate without much progress.

2018: Lebanon signs first offshore oil and gas licencing deal with consortium of France’s Total, Italy’s Eni and Russia’s Novatek.

2018-2019: US seeks to mediate between Israel and Lebanon to prevent clashes over oil and gas resources.

While you're here
What is a calorie?

A food calorie, or kilocalorie, is a measure of nutritional energy generated from what is consumed.

One calorie, is the amount of heat needed to raise the temperature of 1 kilogram of water by 1°C.

A kilocalorie represents a 1,000 true calories of energy.

Energy density figures are often quoted as calories per serving, with one gram of fat in food containing nine calories, and a gram of protein or carbohydrate providing about four.

Alcohol contains about seven calories a gram. 

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